"Apathy is what people develop when they only have one more day of work left." - The Office Scribe
Example A:
Coworker - I need to work later on Thursday because I have someplace to go Wednesday night.
Me - I don't care.
Example 2:
Coworker - Did you see that (((fill in the blank))) is doing a presentation on Friday?
Me - I don't care.
Example III:
Coworker - Rumor has it a giant asteroid is going to plow into the western suburbs towards the end of the week and destroy all our cubicles.
Me - I don't care. (Meanwhile I start boxing my knick knacks just in case...)
I feel like Bradley Cooper in "The Hangover" where he is leaving school and the kid goes to ask him a question and he replies "You don't exist to me".
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