These 5 Hour Energy ads make it look like making a pot of coffee and drinking a cup to be the hardest tasks in the world. I hate to think what they would do to something a tad more complicated, like driving a car or brain surgery.
* Random thought that I had while staring at the Olive Garden bag from my lunch. Where are the olives? Why are there grapes on their logo and not olives? And also, the only time I saw olive trees in a "garden" were in the Garden of Gethsamene, which leads me to believe that the fine folks at the Olive Garden believe their food to be Christ like.
If anyone in my office ever decides to go postal, I am putting big money on it being a printer related rampage.
There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. ~Jerry Seinfeld
When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. ~Author Unknown
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself. ~Rita Mae Brown
On a traffic light green means 'go' and yellow means 'yield', but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means 'hold on,' yellow means 'go ahead,' and red means, 'where the f### did you get that banana at?' -Mitch Hedberg
It amazes me that people will violently demand to be treated like adults, but act like children. -VIC
The secret of life is not caring about the secret.-VIC
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