While in loaners:
LADY: Here. (hands me her child.) Hold him for me while I go to the restroom.
ME: (mouth wide open). I'm sorry ma'am. I have several people to put in loaner cars. Perhaps your child can go with you.
*Ok so normally I would have said 'yeah whatever' and just did it. But my holy J.F.Christmas lady. I am not your babysitter. I know that you are so overprivileged that you think you can do whatever you like and treat people however you want but *ahem* "I AINT yer" personal assistant. Take your kid with you or hire a sitter. Lazy. I have three kids that I take care of so don't act like I'm repulsed by kids. I love them....as long as their mine. (ok parents, don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about.) *
Note to Penguin: Add babysitter to the list of job qualifications. Right there beside psychic.
No comments:
Post a Comment