I am so seriously WAY grossly underpaid....

Just to let you know, I was asked today why the hybrid sign in the front looks like somebody scrubbed it with a brillo pad and paint remover. And I totally covered for your water-throwin butt.
...Hey, I didn't know the paint would just wipe away either, but seriously, why you gotta throw water everywhere if you're not gonna hit the phone system with it? And, you owe me a beer, sir.
And just FYI: A customer spilled her nail polish remover on it.
Your welcome very much.
*beer me*  <-------serious statement. Not just for added effect. You know who you are.