Ninja diaries...

I really feel like the Ninja watches alot closer than we think he does.

I know it sounds crazy, but I really am afraid to pick up my phone at work because he might think I'm texting. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom because he might walk by and it will look like I have abandoned my post. If I get up from the phone to deliver a message, he will walk by, sure as I'm alive, and say that I'm not doing my job. ........it's kind of  scary.

AND top it off with "He's a flippin Ninja so he sees and hears all."

This is becoming a stress-inducing enviroment---from fear.

He appears out of nowhere at the most inopportune times. Like when I'm checking the time on my phone.

*sigh*

Great. Just Great.

*sigh*

Pretty soon I'm going to be afraid to text at home for fear that the Ninja is watching.

...........................(whispers)    He's everywhere.

There are four of them in this pic.

(whispers again)

They're everywhere...