Ninja strikes again: With super-Ninja
So I am in loaners minding my own when I hear
"Hiya kiddo!"
After I spew soda from my mouth while jumping from my chair at phenomonal speed he points to the guy next to him.
NINJA: This is Mr. Guy. He is our Used Car Manager yada yada. He needs a loaner.
ME: Um, ok. Sure.
So I get loaner ready and get Mr. Guy in it.
....two minutes later......
same soda.......
NINJA: Hey kiddo, *i jump to the ceiling and stick there* did we get Mr. Guy in a car?
ME: Yes, sir.
NINJA: Ok, thanks. *walks away*
Then I had a revelation:
Ninja has his own personal Ninja that is scaring the crap outta him. And that's why he's so dang jumpy like a happy, non-creepy, crack head. He's always waiting on his Ninja to appear...................
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