Completely Wasted Time...

ME: Thank you for calling OCD. This is Vic. How may I direct your call?

MAN: You are located at exit B interstate 12345, correct?

ME: Yes, sir.

MAN: Ok, well I have an appointment in twenty minutes to get my oil changed and I was gonna get a smoothie while I was there cause I heard you guys do that. Do you do that?
*doesn't give me time to answer*
So well anyway, I just thought that since I was bringing my car in, I'd wait with my smoothie and grab a pack of crackers or something. I think  it's wonderful you guys offer those things complimentary. It keeps customers coming back. My wife and I have been customers for seven years. But anyway I was just checking to make sure you were still located in the same spot. Okay Bye.!

*K. First of all. Major time waste. Epic Fail.

Secondly, I really am super glad that you are happy and not yelling at me but because you wasted three and a half minutes of valuable phone conversation time on nothingness, now there are two other calls holding that will be mad at me because they had to hold.

Thirdly, I don't care if you eat crackers or not.

Fourthly, yes, we are still in the same spot, dear regular customer of seven years. The building has not jumped. Also, I realize we moved once in the last ten years or so but we aren't moving out of our new building anytime soon. I know that can be a bit confusing.

Fifthly, If you are going to ask a question, I'd prefer you give me time to answer...or atleast tell me beforehand that it's rhetorical.  

*somebody beer me*