It's cafe week again and on continues the saga of the chip hoarders and cracker stealers.
So I was minding my own, making a smoothie for the 90th person that day......
when I hear someone behind me say "Excuse me."
I turn around and there is a 700 pound woman (k, maybe not that big but still, you catch the drift.)
with a handfull....HANDFULL....of cracker packs. and some candy.
Then she orders two smoothies. For herself.
I watched as she drank both of them.
Ok so I'm not exactly skinny either but geez lady. Seriously?
And, really I'm not trying to be mean but there seems to be so many reasons against needing two smoothies. And all that food.
I kinda felt bad for her really..........
until she says to her friend: "I have been doing so good on my diet, girl. I haven't had over my calorie limit in three weeks. And I've been trying soooo hard."
Um, Yeah. I hate to break it to you but those smoothies alone probably put you over your limit. Not to mention the candy. And it's clear that your motivation for diet success is at an all time high, what with all the sugar intake and everything. Way to go. You can skip your workout.
I hate stupid people.
J.F. Christmas.
*Beer me*
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