Loaner Car Rage

We get you a loaner. Last minute.
We get you an SUV that you requested.
We swap three car seats into said SUV.

Then you complain and gripe because all three car seats will not fit into loaner SUV.
And complain some more because we cannot take a BRAND NEW CAR off our lot and put you and your offspring in it.

Here are some options.

Get another SUV that's large enough for your family for times like this when you have to put the car in service. Judging by your 80,000 dollar car and your 50,000 dollar ring you can afford it.

Or, make other arrangements for your kids if you knew ahead of time that you didn't know whether or not three car seats would fit in the type of SUV we offer for a loaner. (or did you even think of that???)

Please stop reproducing. There are enough beeotches in the world. We don't need more.

........beeotch

*beer me*