And then there was one.

Most awesome-o gross thing I have ever seen an old lady do.
Just imagine you are working cafe and a crowd of people are gathered 'round the coffee condiments.
Old lady (purple eyebrows and all) gets in chair then leans over to get something out of her bag.
Yep. That's right.
Pfffrrrrttttttttttt.
She farted.
So loud that three people turned to look at her.
She stared back, either oblivious to the situation or acting like she had no idea she just let a ginormous fart rip.
They all left. *snicker*
You got rid of three people for me and you didn't even want to chat with me. (which I hate chatting with people I don't know.)
So thanks!
Total AWESOME-O lady. Totally awesome-o.