Dear Specific Advisor

Dear specific Advisor,
                                  *sigh*
                                  I REALLY DON"T KNOW why the printer/copier will not "behave appropriately". If I knew, I would fix it so you would quit running your mouth at me about it and leave my office.

*beer me*
                                         -The Underpaid Receptionist
                                          c/o The Overprivileged Office