ME: Ok sir. I just need you to sign a loaner agreement form.
SM: Oh, there's no reason for that. I wont wreck the car.
*huh?*
*Ok you overprivileged idiot. Let me explain something. For one thing they aren't called "on purposes". They are called accidents. Because you weren't expecting them. If I have to tell one more of you way-to-short-shorts old men to sign the flippin paper and you make a big deal over it then I'll just let you wait on your car to get done.
All you're gonna do anyway is go to the mall and walk your thirty pound dog around in there too.
By the way, there is a clause in our agreement that says you can't have animals in the car.......But it's not like you would listen.
You'd just put your dog in the car anyway because people are supposed to do everything your way, huh?
Jose flippin Christmas, I love my job.*
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