Dear Salesmen

Dear Salesmen,
                       *ahem*
                                I realize that part of my job on phone week is knowing where you are at during business hours. However, since I have already given this speech to the advisors, I must tell you as well. I DO NOT CARE if you have to "go pee". Again, I understand that I have to know where you are, incase a customer is looking for you. But unless you are going across the street to pee because they have "prettier bathrooms", then I promise I will page you over the intercom if I cannot find you in the event a customer is looking for you. I will not tell a customer you are not here if you stepped away from your desk for three minutes. You do NOT have to tell me you are peeing. I don't care. *ahem*
                                  
 Thank you-          The Underpaid Receptionist
                           c/o The Overprivileged Office