Ok so today my boss came in (not Ninja...the other one) and my pants leg somehow became entangled in my chair.
Because it's been walked on until its full of little miniscule holes and such.
ME: Boss, I need a raise so I can buy new pants.
*okay, let me rephrase. I am so flippin poor right now that I can't afford to go buy new pants to wear to work unless I get a raise.*
Boss ignores me completely.
It's like I spend 90% of my time talking to myself.
VIC: (points to mouth) Is it on?
*sigh*
*Don't expect me to dress up for halloween this year, punk. You can't afford my new pants? I can't afford your company good spirited halloween thingy. I have no idea how that makes me one up...but it does. Oh, it sooo totally does.*
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