Ninja Diaries

The Ninja is at it again..............

Popping up in places and appearing out of thin air and the like.

Today he waited til 10:42 a.m. to appear in the loaner car office door.

NINJA: Good Mornin' Vic!

*Does he not realize I am in groucho mode today?*

ME: Mornin' Ninja.

Okay so I didn't really call him "Ninja", but one day it's gonna accidentally slip out and that'll be bad. Mucho.

...Then, I glance at the computer for like a second. I swear. No more than a second and I look up. He is already in cafe. Creepy.

I swear he must have some super power that detects when people are watching him and when they aren't so he knows when it's okay to go into super stealth mode and such.

I may not be able to prove he's a ninja......but I just KNOW. Plus, he's also the appropriate height. Super small stealthy Ninja.

So, um , seriously..... Is this a joke on Vic? Does he do this stance everytime I turn my back? Am I the only one who doesn't know? ....guys? anyone?