Fridays tale of Woe

First this guy calls and says he emailed to inquire about a car and they called him back and he missed the call but he doesn't know who it was.
I politely say "Sir, that could be a number of people. Do you happen to know what department it was?"
"BG: (in a child-like mocking tone) "Sir, that could be a number of people....blah blah yak yak.
Look, little girl, I just need to speak to who I spoke with.

*really?*

ME: Who was it that you spoke with?

*Does he really think treating me like dirt will get him anywhere?*

BG: I am inquiring about spending 22,000 dollars. Do you understand that? 22,000 dollars. So I don't have time for this @%*$.

*J.F.Christmas*
*So I hung up.*

First of all, I really don't care if you spend 22,000 dollars here. That's not really alot of money in comparison to how much people spend in here. So if you think that's gonna shoot you to the top of my list, you're wrong. Secondly, if you don't know who the eff you need to talk to then how the J. F. Christmas am I supposed to transfer you to them. Thirdly, I am 26 years old. I realize that doesn't make me old, but I am not a little girl.
Go Eff yourself, you old fart. Eff yourself.

..................Thirty minutes later..........................

ME: Thank you for calling (OCD). This is Vic. How may I direct your call?

DA: I was calling to inquire if you have any Blue Cross offices in Chicago. I'm from Chicago. This was the only number I could find.

ME: Ma'am, this is a car dealership in Alabama. Not an insurance company. This is Overprivileged Car Dealership.

DA: Well, do you have any offices in Chicago? For Blue Cross?

ME: Ma'am this is OVERPRIVILEGED CAR DEALERSHIP. Not Blue Cross.

DA: DO YOU have any Blue Cross offices in Chicago?

ME: Ma'am I really don't think you have the correct phone number.

DA: (to someone in background) Ugh, these people on the phone are such dumb a@&es.

*clearly, I am the dumb a##*

*Sonofamotherflippin jose flippin christmas you stupid beeotch!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
*While I break things with the phone reciever*
*Note to self: MUST tell ninja that company paid anger management is a good idea.*
*And also get one of those squeezy stress ball thingys.*

*Dear sweet goodness I need some serious beer time.*
*Sigh*