I seriously think my boss is a Ninja

My boss is a super cool guy. Love'em ta death and all that "bestest boss ever" mumbo. But anywho....he literally scares the crap outta me!

Example:  I am sitting at the desk answering the phone and the next thing I know......

BOSS: Mornin kiddo!!
In his most happy to be at work voice.
Three inches away from my face.

*flippin jose christmas!!*

I turn, completely startled with a jump and manage a "mornin'". Surprised and proud of myself that I didn't yell "Holy ****!!, boss".....just sayin.

How does he just appear out of thin air like that?? Scares the crap outta me. And he does it all the time..............it's like he's a ninja and he just manages a car dealership on the side.

*Note to self:
Don't try and steal soda from cafe. You will get caught.
Don't try and steal soda from cafe. You will get caught.
Don't try and steal soda from cafe. You will get caught.*

Seriously. Super. Stealthy. Ninja.