VIC: (points to mouth) Is it on??

Ok. The Loaner agreement that customers have to sign has two places for a signature and one place for initals.

I clearly state (and POINT) sign here and here....then inital here.

Customer waits three seconds than says..."Where do I need to sign??"

*sonofamotherflipppin....oooohhhhh holy flippin jose christmas man!!!*

And it happens atleast 15 times a day.

*I'm thinking about becoming an alcoholic....beer me*