Work paid Counseling

I vote we also have work paid counseling. Why?

Because I have considered quitting atleast seven times today.

Well, that's pretty normal for me, but what I mean is, it was either quit or beat someone.

So what did I do?

NO, I didn't quit. Who would want to leave this adorable job? Yeah, I just shut my mouth, kicked the trashcan (tried to kick the trashcan) then missed and hit the desk leg. In sandals. Ow.

Now my flippin toe hurts and I am ready to spit on the next person who asks for a SUV instead of a coupe.
Don't think I wont.
Ok. I really wont but I'd like to.
That's exactly why we should have company paid counseling.
For angry people like me.