*several co-workers and myself standing in back on a smoke-break and we notice the cigarette butt container is steadily increasing in the amount of smoke coming out of the top.*
B: The thing is on fire.
L: What thing?
ME: The Butt Hole thing. (immediately regretting my choice of words)
B: (hysterically laughing) *points to butt hole thing*
L: Oh. (hysterically laughing) The butt hole is on fire. We gotta put it out. (still laughing)
Me: I'll go get some water. (hysterically laughing at L)
B: Take the lid off and I'll pour some water in.
L: Can't. (begins laughter again) The butt hole is too hot too touch. *Pours water down top opening, putting out fire*
ME: *Glances around corner and realizes that a group of service advisors have heard conversation but don't realize what we are actually talking about*
*Service advisors walk by while glancing awkwardly.*
*BEST smoke break EVER*
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