Best Customer Comment Award:

While walking a man out to his loaner car:

MAN: So, did I get everything out of my car?
While looking at me.
I start to realize he actually believes I am psychic.

MAN: Well? Did I get everything I needed out of my car?

*Sigh* *How do you even respond to that?*

*sonofamotherflippin...................aaaaahhhhhhhhh*

I don't know if you did or not you crazy overprivileged lunatic.

 So now not only am I beneath you. I am now supposed to be a psychic. I don't know what's in your car, what you need out of your car, what you have gotten out of your car already or anything else related to what's in YOUR car!!!

NOTE TO BOSS: Don't forget. Add "psychic" to job description posted on the website.

*beer me*