Monday, May 9, 2011

When I say Dead...I mean Dead

Dear Service Advisors,
                                      I realize that my office is located conveniently as a hang out spot. However, if there is a customer in there with me, please do not talk over me while I am trying to talk to the customer. Also, it really pisses me off when you decide to tell a customer they don't have to return the car with gas in it. Then they look at me like I'M the retard. Furthermore, I don't care about the things you do. I'E. when you tell me that the sweetest lady in the world is in your office so I "should be real nice and get her the loaner car she wants." Jose flippin Christmas people! I just want her out of my office. The next person that complains about what car they recieve will be ordered dead by royal decree.....I swear it.
               On another note, I also do not care when you are going to pee. I do not think that is pertinent information to my job. Don't know why you guys tell me these things...really.......

                                                                     -The Underpaid Receptionist
                                                                     c/o The Overprivileged Office

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