Best Customer Ticket EVER

So when the overprivileged people bring their cars in for service the valets (yes, valets) take their information, keys and write down the mileage on the car before giving the information to the advisor. The customer said he didn't trust the valet with the key. (really?)

keep in mind that the valet has to have the key before getting the mileage..........

Name:      Dr. so and so           
Time:    12:05                           
VIN:                                      
MODEL:                               
COLOR:            TAG#          
Mileage:  *!# hole wouldn't give me the key

*baaahahahahahahahahahhahaaaaaa*

I believe there were some words exchanged after the *!#hole *ahem* customer saw what the valet had written.
Best. Ticket. Ever.