I hate loaner week....some more reasons why

1. I can't win for losing. As soon as I pull up an SUV in the loaner line, there is someone who wants a coupe. *J. F. Christmas*
2. It's hot outside and I have to go out there and line up cars with sunburn, a gimp leg and people waiting in the office that look at me when I get back like I was out there b.s. ing or something.....and not getting their paperwork ready.
3. Ninja is in super super stealth mode today. Appearing in my office more than usual and whatnot.
4. If I have to deal with one more advisor thinking that today is the day to try and pick on me cause I'm in groucho mode....................
5. During cafe and phone week people's lunch, it's my job to watch cafe. Yay.
6. I don't get paid nearly enough to deal with all the people who forget things in loaner cars then two weeks later, wonder why we can't find that particular cell phone charger or garage door opener.
7. My office is the entrance for people coming inside and going outside. And for some reason they think I am the Receptionist, Advisor, Salesperson, Valet, Car-wash guy, GM, Dent Wizard person, Windshield Repair person and the flippin state senator.
8. "Are you familiar with the smart key?" does not mean "Say you know how to work the smart key, wait ten minutes, then come interrupt me to say you don't know how to work the effin smart key."