Ninja strikes again

Okay, I offically vote we install tracking devices on the bosses. No, seriously. I am tired of the ninja appearing from nowhere all the time. It has happened twice today already. I'm not doing anything wrong. He just makes me think that HE thinks I'm doing something wrong. Which makes me nervous, which makes it look like I'm doing something wrong. I was standing in the cafe drinking a soda (that I brought from home. But I know he thinks I stole it. Dagomit flippin Christmas.) Just stop it man. Just. Stop. It.

You shall NOT steal from cafe!!