The advisors fight over who's turn it is to refill the paper in the printer. All I hear all day long is things like:
-I refilled it last time!
-I'm busy with a customer
-If I have to do it one more time today, I'm going home!!
But today the scene in my office went a lil something like this:
A1: I told you to refill it like 20 minutes ago and you just sat in your office so I refilled it. You are refilling it next time.
A2: I came in here to refill it but there was paper already in it.
A1: YEAH, that's cause I used my emergency stash of paper. I won't refill it again today......
*pause scene*
Baaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
Man, you have an emergency stash of paper??
In case of drowning...grab the paper
Fire? No problem. We've got paper for that
Choking? .........paper
I understand your job requires the use of paper. But I really wouldn't tell anyone I had an emergency paper stash.
*baaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*
*ahem*
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